The Invitation

It was a sunny Tuesday morning when I received an invitation from the ex-boss of KPMG for breakfast. I was both excited and nervous as I had never met him before. I had only heard stories about his tough demeanor and no-nonsense approach to business.

The Meeting Place

The ex-boss suggested we meet at a fancy restaurant in the heart of the city. As I walked in, I noticed he was already seated and waiting for me. He greeted me with a firm handshake and a stern look on his face.

The Menu

We opened the menu and I immediately noticed that the prices were exorbitant. The ex-boss ordered a full English breakfast with all the trimmings, while I opted for a simple croissant and coffee.

The Conversation Begins

As we waited for our food to arrive, the ex-boss started the conversation by asking me about my background and my experience in the industry. I told him about my humble beginnings and how I had worked my way up the ladder.

The Expletives Start

As we started to talk more about the industry, I noticed that the ex-boss's language became more colorful. He started using expletives to describe his colleagues and competitors. I was taken aback by his language, but I tried not to show it.

The Advice

As we finished our breakfast, the ex-boss gave me some advice on how to succeed in the industry. He told me that I needed to be tough and ruthless if I wanted to make it to the top. He also advised me to never show weakness and to always be in control.

The Bill

As the bill arrived, I was relieved that the ex-boss had offered to pay. After all, his meal was much more expensive than mine. He told me that he had enjoyed our conversation and that he would be in touch if any opportunities came up in the future.

The Aftermath

As I left the restaurant, I couldn't help but feel conflicted about the meeting. On one hand, I had gained valuable advice from someone who had been successful in the industry. On the other hand, I was disturbed by his use of expletives and his ruthless attitude towards business.

The Lessons Learned

Looking back on the meeting, I realized that there were some valuable lessons to be learned. While it's important to be tough and assertive in the business world, it's also important to maintain your integrity and professionalism. It's possible to succeed without resorting to underhanded tactics or using offensive language.

The Conclusion

In the end, my expletive-ridden breakfast with the ex-boss of KPMG was a memorable experience that taught me a lot about the industry and myself. It's important to be open to new opportunities and to learn from those who have come before you, but it's equally important to maintain your values and principles.

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